I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light
Also blood, saliva, and urine. Blacklight dances are never as much fun as people think they are going to be.
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
ME AND MERDER IN ART CLASS <3
This is my 39,000th post, and I wanted it to be special, so I made Merder (Maddie) take a picture with me.
JUST LOOK AT HER FACE SHE IS SO FREAKING PERFECT <3
she reblogs art things and supernatural and Dr. Who things.
You guys should follower her and stuff because she’s perfect and I love her.
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
jesus take the wheel
WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
Back again for another round.
I can’t fucking breathe someone help me please I’m dying